What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !