What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.