How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

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What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.