What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.