What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.