What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.