What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.