What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.