What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.