What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten