What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.