What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

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How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.