Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

What do you call an accurate dog?

Spot-on.

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!