Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

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How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.