Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.