Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"