Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel