How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.