How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.