What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(