What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What is the best kind of weed?

When I'm weed you )