What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.