How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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Where can you find a mormon horse?

Salt Lick City.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf