What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.