What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why is #Windows10 releasing before nine?

because 7 8 9

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Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.