Release Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Why is #Windows10 releasing before nine?

because 7 8 9

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

What was the parrot doing in prison ?

It was a jail-bird !

Existential Crisis Jokes More Existential Crisis Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium

Window 9 Jokes More Window 9 Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

Router Jokes More Router Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise