Release Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Why is #Windows10 releasing before nine?

because 7 8 9

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Nike Jokes More Nike Jokes

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

Window 9 Jokes More Window 9 Jokes

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

Blizzard Jokes More Blizzard Jokes

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim