Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What is Yoda's last name?

Layhehoo

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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.