What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst