What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

Wurst Jokes More Wurst Jokes

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

Pessimist Jokes More Pessimist Jokes

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Phobia Jokes More Phobia Jokes

What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

What do you call a phobia of machetes?

Common sense