Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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To the foobar.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.