What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"