Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

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When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.