Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

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Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

Stanley Cup Jokes More Stanley Cup Jokes

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Coffee Pot Jokes More Coffee Pot Jokes

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.