Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

Coffee Pot Jokes More Coffee Pot Jokes

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Roman Reign Jokes More Roman Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.