Roman Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

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Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

Reign Jokes More Reign Jokes

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !