Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

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What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

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Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

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What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.