Sore Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

Dino Sore Jokes More Dino Sore Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What do you call a happy prosecutor?

Smiles Edgeworth

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

Sore Arm Jokes More Sore Arm Jokes

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.