When it's raining cats and dogs !
A: Sparky.
Because they have tears in their eyes
Because they're the largest re-tail-er
Take me to your litter.
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
A drizzly bear.
It ran to the unstable.
Because they can't carry themselves
Because umbrellas can't walk.
A mouse in a minefield !
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.