When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

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How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!