When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !