Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!