When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
He's really good at swatting.
The Jets.
Look for gray hares.
Namaste
Because they spend too much time changing.
Failure to pull out in time
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
We can still be brother and sister.
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
Nobody takes him for granite.
You can drop her off anywhere.
You rarely have to meet their dad.
