When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!