When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them

What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?

They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!