What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.