Century Jokes

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ?

Bull the chain when your done !

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

Enslave Jokes More Enslave Jokes

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Neckbeard Jokes More Neckbeard Jokes

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

Lgbt Jokes More Lgbt Jokes

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Medieval Jokes More Medieval Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

21st Century Jokes More 21st Century Jokes

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century?

Neckbeard!