I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
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Two Chainz.
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
The Janitor
I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
Both cant work without chains.
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
an airbroosh
a brucea
It was the knight time
They storm the baaaastille.
A: Because he was sitting on the deck !
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
Skin color.
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
I told her that drinks were on the house
An ape-ricot sour!