What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

What do you call one black person on the moon?

A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*