What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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I don't know, let's reflect on this.

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To get to the same side.

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Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!