What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

What is an octopus?

An eight-sided cat.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and a bench?

One can support a family

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor