What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

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What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

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What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.