Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

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How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.