Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!