What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."