Frown Jokes

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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Ethiopian Child Jokes More Ethiopian Child Jokes

Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying?

Because he was having his mid-life crisis.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.