Frown Jokes

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Tungsten Jokes More Tungsten Jokes

What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Chronic Math Debater Jokes More Chronic Math Debater Jokes

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

Francium Jokes More Francium Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.