What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

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What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.