What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

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What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.