Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement