Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

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Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.