Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement