What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.