What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.