Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

Previous Random Joke Next

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron