How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

World Cup Jokes More World Cup Jokes

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee