How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.