How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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What do you call a senior citizen from Mexico?

A seor citizen.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.