What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.