What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What's the difference between a black man and happiness?

You can't buy happiness!

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.