Professor X Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Huge Jackman

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Give it ten tickles

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What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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