How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.

What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?

Borderlands.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

Mexican Immigrant Jokes More Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.