Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a single Mexican man?

No bae Jose

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/