Mexican Immigrant Jokes

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

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Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans?

Baked Beans

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.