What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes?

Bike-curious

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!