What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.