What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.