What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What can I do?

Take his bike away.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.