What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

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What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

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How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

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What's the fastest path to the top?

The sociopath.

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.