How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.