How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.