What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

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What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

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I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.