What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

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What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

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Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

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Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Plain Clothe Jokes More Plain Clothe Jokes

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

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