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What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

Plain Clothe Jokes More Plain Clothe Jokes

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.