What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What do you call a hobo with an afro?

A frobo.

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.