Attire.
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*
Marriage
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
It wears an aqua-fur.
Because he's a man of the nice watch
Hobos
They both steal your bike.
You can't ride your bike on a sociopath
Attire
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
Both ride bicycles and bust mission.
To get to the other side.