What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

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Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Tweeker Jokes More Tweeker Jokes

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.